the opposite of industrious is . . .

so today . . . i was a lazy bum. thus, i will not be posting an amusing, entertaining blog today, because that would require thought, work, and effort. and by definition, lazy bums engage in none of those things. lazy bums sit around eating o'henry bars, redecorating their pet society house on facebook, and watching dvds. i can be an award-winning lazy bum, but i don't get the opportunity to showcase that ability very often. today i did, and it was fun! perhaps tomorrow i will be less lazy and write a real blog. or perhaps not. we shall see . . .